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Skyrim: Dovahkiin Diaries by 2x2x2 Skyrim: Dovahkiin Diaries by 2x2x2
While I've been playing Skyrim, I've been narrating my Breton character, Niamh's, experiences like journal entries. I was having trouble doing comic pages so I decided to warm up by doing these. They each took roughly 10 minutes and were done in brush pen.

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I decided Niamh is a bit of a lush after she stole every single bottle of mead at Honningbrew Meadery and I've been reluctant to drop any of it because WHAT IF I NEED ALL THIS BOOZE LATER

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Chickens in Skyrim are smug bastards, strutting around like they own the place.

So okay, what really happened was that my friend Alice was at my house and I was showing her Skyrim and we were back in Riverwood. Before I left, she wanted to me to try killing the chicken.

Pro-tip: Don't.

You know how in LoZ if you try to kill one, you will get swarmed by murderous chickens?

Yeah, it's like that. Except those chickens are people and they are going to fuck your shit up.
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:iconweasel124:
weasel124 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist
your style is really good!
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:iconcommandernova702:
CommanderNova702 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Heheheh, priceless. >XD
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:iconmraddled:
MrAddled Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
rofl, Nice. *checks for more*
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:iconarcanumtwilight:
ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Awesome.
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:iconwilladd:
WillADD Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
funny, at first when i looked at that chicken i saw a tombstone. fitting.
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:iconlacabezadelcastor:
LaCabezaDelCastor Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Damn chickens! Lol
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:iconnielspeterdejong:
NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
Yep, the chicken part happened to me as well XDDD
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:iconkittensaysrawr:
kittensaysrawr Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
kills a man= jail 2 days
kills a chicken= INSTANT DEATH!!!
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:iconcreeperintheshadows:
CreeperInTheShadows Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
IT'S SO TRUE!!!!!!!
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:iconrenee-niels:
Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At least in Fable, kicking chickens is hilarious to the villagers... owo'
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
and to think i kill every chicken i see with stealth and arrows, the guards never suspect a thing
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:icondragona15:
Dragona15 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you mess with the chicken, you mess with the ENTIRE village :D
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:iconryuukuori:
Ryuukuori Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know theres a glitch that the chickens can report you if you steal in front of them or kill somebody in front of them Dx also i will add it is REALLY fun to fos-roh-dah cows but kinda sucks when the whole town hunts you down afterward
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RobloxTrexman33 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Artist
were*
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:iconrobloxtrexman33:
RobloxTrexman33 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Artist
lOL, i went to riverwood and some vampires we're attacking and i was swinging a sword and a chicken got in the way and i killed it, everyone was maaadd.
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:iconjay-ultica:
jay-ultica Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
my first time playing i was exited to use a bow(im an archer in real life) and killed the chicken.. then the bosmer...then the old lady
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:iconthedalesshallrise:
TheDalesShallRise Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student Writer
Chickens....vile feathered fiends.
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:iconpresidentgasman:
PresidentGasman Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you havent played right if you dont kill the chicken on your first time in riverwood
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:iconwasteland-omelet:
Wasteland-Omelet Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
chickens... may be the weakest [proven fact] out of all skyrim creatures, but the common fowl is the worst enime in all of Skyrim
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sredrum Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i had a bounty of 1000 in every hold and only the guards attacked me. but when i stole a tomato everyone wanted to kill me.
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:icong1pr0wl:
G1PR0WL Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Just lovely. I did these with my Oblivion character via screenshots. Loving it!
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:iconlightningpig:
LightningPig Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
breton high five!
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:iconhunting-raven:
Hunting-Raven Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
How come the very first time I killed a chicken NOTHING HAPPENED?! Stupid ninja-ness.
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:icondelrymple121:
Delrymple121 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
this makes me giggle XD
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:iconaureuscus:
Aureuscus Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Never kill the chicken, that was one of the first things I learned in skyrim... it was a hurtful lesson :sniff:
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:icone-tacha:
E-tacha Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
I learned to never attack a guard. Unless I want an army attacking me.
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:iconpetit-hibou:
Petit-Hibou Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've had an early warning about the chicken. So when i see one, I avoid it like it has the plague.
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:iconkiryami:
kiryami Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
Oh, this is fantastic. The expressions and motion are marvelous.
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:iconchinawow:
Chinawow Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012
HaHa Lv 86 stealth son iv killed every chicken in every town and i ain't ever gonna be found.
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:iconmichaelscomics:
MichaelsComics Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i killed a chicken in riverwood to check out my new raise zombie spell... it didn't go well either...
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:iconmrserikos:
MrSerikos Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
i love your art style :D
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SonicDude87 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
I think Bethesda put that chicken there on purpose knowing that we'd all be tempted to teach it a lesson. The folks of Riverwood weren't happy when I attempted to introduce them to KFC. xD
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Nighthawk42 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student General Artist
THAT'S TOTALLY HAPPENED.

And then you can attack a little demon child and nobody will care. XD
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:iconquaffledust:
quaffledust Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i once killed a boy's dog and the guards started attacking the boy lol!
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fraubaguette Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
My brother: What happens if I kill this cow?
Me: No, don't--
Random Villager: That is a sacred animal!
Me: WHAT IS THIS, HINDUISM?!
My brother: O.O
Me: I am SO glad this isn't my person...You'd better start running. *shrugs and gets up to get a bottle of water*
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hairclipz Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Student General Artist
oh man that chicken....
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Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
heh i didnt go after the chickens...i went after dragons! and drauger! and a host of other nasties before i touch whiterun....
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Mitsuki999-chan Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think everyone tries killing the chickens... except for my sister, she decided to screw with the giants instead... she scaled an entire bloody mountain >.>;; and it was then that I decided that she could never use my character again.
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Ocean-falcon4511 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Student General Artist
This is why whenever I ride through Riverwood on my horse, I try to smash the chickens.
it usually doesn't work.
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StarscreamFanatic Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
SKYRIM MADE ME FORGET BOUT HALO. just to clear that up. also, WARNING to new players, you will loose your life to it. ITS FUCKING ADDICTIVE...
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StarscreamFanatic Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XD it happened the same with the cow with me. o_o
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spirtedXD Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
lols funny i did the same thing it was horrible
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:iconabyssus-angelus:
Abyssus-Angelus Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Interface Designer
That happened to me too >.> And for the longest time I could not figure out why they were shooting at me. That was until I realized that killing their chickens in the game would piss them off >.>

LOL
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LostOddity Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Those damn chickens! So smug and superior in their featheryness. I accidentally massacred the local chicken population with Storm Call. It *was* an accident... really. *shifty eyes*
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:iconblacklotusdying:
blacklotusdying Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
I watched my husband kill the chicken and laughed my rear off when the towns people killed him
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:iconcarnationrose:
CarnationRose Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Chickens can strut around like they own the place... BECAUSE THEY DO! They got every guard at their backs, ready to protect their furry behinds and kill anyone who attempts to turn them into roast dinner.

(Fire spells ftw - fyi - ended badly -.-)

I hate them... but they are... untouchable >:| FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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:iconchristychan10:
ChristyChan10 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
THE YOU TOOK A ARROW TO THE KNEE? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT SO ORIGINAL I KNOW
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:iconbabybri57:
BabyBri57 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I like your art style. It reminds me of Tara from Teen Titans.
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:iconcreativename123:
CreativeName123 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Me 2 OMG xD , man I ran like HELL. Aweome comic!
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:iconfeeling-kitsune:
Feeling-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011
everyone kills the chicken. EVERYONE.
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