What. You're not Door. You don't look enough like a tiny hobo.
I started rereading Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman today. Neverwhere was my second work but first novel by him that I had read (my first was Stardust which was/is? part comic and part illustrated novel). It has a special place in my heart and ties with American Gods as my favorite of his books. It's also the only book that I haven't had signed by him, because I had misplaced my original copy when I met him so didn't have it on me. ):
I realize that Door is incredibly colorful and not nearly as ratty as she rightfully should be, but gjhkjree whatever, I wanted to use colors, man. I DO WHAT I WANT.
Door, Neverwhere, and even Richardrichardmayhewdick are property of Neil Gaiman